do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
Person A and Person B are in a car together. They get into an accident.
Person A has a small scratch on their hand. Person B has a piece of the dashboard going through their rib cage, can barely breathe, is bleeding from the stomach, the head and has had their arm ripped off completely.
Six rescue workers arrive on the scene.
Three workers help Person A. Three workers help Person B.
Note to self: Scream this from the mountain tops.
one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
I hope one day
Your human body
Is not a jail cell,
Instead it’s a sunny
2pm garden with daisies
Thriving because of